Monsterleague Baseball Draft Day Breakdown
Ok, so even though peiseresque already mentioned this in brief, I thought I’d type up a brief list of notable draft picks for our own little league this past Sunday. I can’t give you all my thoughts – I’m still potential trading partners with the majority of this blog – but here are some thoughts I’d be willing to share with anybody.
#8 Matt Holliday, OF Colorado Rockies – Willis, San Dimas High School Baseball
I am still infuriated to an unfathomable degree that Willis made this pick before I could. This guy was around #30 in a lot of the mock drafts I saw going around, but because of the way our league is scored and the stats our league favors, he was going to make a great under the radar pick. Or so I though. Then again, since Willis and I have similar methodologies in picking players, I shouldn’t be too surprised. But still: fuck you Willis.
#39 Daisuke Matsuzaka, SP Boston Red Sox – peiseresque, East Village Unemployed Performance Artists
A week or so before the draft, I was talking to fellow league-member Brett about when the Red Sox’s brand new pitcher was going to be drafted. Given the amount of homerism in our league, my guess was that it would be Round 3, specifically by Charles and Diane’s team (who finished 13th last year). So I was slightly surprised that peiseresque was the one to pull the trigger. It’s a calculated risk – will he put up as good numbers as same-round draftees Bonderman and Zito?
#118 Jason Varitek, C Boston Red Sox – Greg F., BlueBombers2000
Every round, as a joke, I said I was drafting Tek as my
homo homer pick. But even for me, Tek’s falling stats and power would not let me take him this early – 8th round. I couldn’t take him next round either – I had Jemaine Dye as a 9th round keeper – so I would’ve definitely picked him up in round 10. J.V. has been working on his offense during spring training, but whether that winds up in quantifiable results remains to be seen.
#143 Frank Thomas, DH Toronto Blue Jays – Brett, Radiant Arkham
I just find this pick amusing because Bobby had him last year and during the offseason was trying to unload him for some draft picks. He went in Round 19 last year, and Bobby had originally posted on the league board that was he looking for Round 10. I thought that was unreasonably high (indeed, Bobby later said that this was a typo; it should have said “Round 10s”), but even when it was dropped to Round 20 he got no takers. Regardless, the Bobby trade would in effect have cost two draft picks (Round 18 and whatever round that would’ve been given to Bobby); the question is whether Brett got an advantage in taking him in Round 9. He’s still a huge injury risk in my book, but he puts up very nice numbers while active.
#176 Roger Clemens, SP unsigned – Mike L., The REAL Comptrollers
Heh. Will he or won’t he this year? Angry Ed made a killing by signing Roger in Round 8 last year. Will Mike have the same luck? I have no insight into Roger’s ego, so who knows?
#213 Dan Wheeler, RP Houston Astros – RJ, Homerun-Hitting Honeymooning Homos
The RP position was really shallow this year, and by the time I decided to draft my second reliever I was stuck with the Astros setup man. The guy has an amazing OBA and ERA, and during spring training posted much better numbers than Lidge. So long as he keeps his numbers, he should suffice. Because the alternative could be:
#251 Seth McClung, RP Tampa Bay Devil Rays – Serp, The Somerville Crooners
#258 Kyle Farnsworth, RP New York Yankees – Angry Ed, Angry Miserable Fucks
I really love Ed’s team concept – all “angry” players. And what better player for that team than the guy who wound up on the DL after?
And finally, my favorite out of all of my picks:
#300 David Wells, SP San Diego Padres – RJ, Homerun-Hitting Honeymooning Homos
The man formerly known as Beer Truck is now known as DIABEETUS.
That’s all, folks! It’s gonna be a long, awesome baseball season!