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Tabletop Tuesday: Fluxx: The Board Game

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The Fluxx card game has existed for a while, and for what it is, I’m a fan. What the card game is, is a light, very random game that you can play almost anywhere in a shortish amount of time (10-30 minutes). The game has a bunch of different themed versions (Pirate, Zombie, Monty Python) that add a small amount of dressing to what the original is.

Do detox drinks work for passing mouth swab tests?

Detox drinks have gained popularity among individuals seeking to pass drug tests, particularly mouth swab tests. These products claim to cleanse the body of toxins, including traces of drugs, within a short period. But do detox drinks actually deliver on their promises? Let’s delve into the science behind detox drinks and their efficacy for passing mouth swab tests.

Understanding Detox Drinks
Detox drinks are beverages marketed as aids to flush toxins out of the body, typically through increased urination. They often contain a combination of vitamins, minerals, and herbal extracts purported to accelerate the body’s natural detoxification processes.

Mouth Swab Tests: What You Need to Know
Mouth swab tests, also known as saliva tests, are non-invasive procedures used to detect the presence of drugs or their metabolites in the saliva. Unlike urine or blood tests, which have longer detection windows, saliva tests are primarily used to detect recent drug use, typically within the past few days.

Do Detox Drinks Work for Passing Mouth Swab Tests?
While detox drinks claim to eliminate traces of drugs from the body, their efficacy for passing mouth swab tests is questionable. The short detection window of saliva tests means that any substances consumed shortly before the test may still be detectable, regardless of whether a detox drink was used.

Factors Influencing Detox Drink Efficacy
Several factors can influence the effectiveness of detox drinks in passing mouth swab tests:

Metabolism: Individuals with faster metabolisms may process toxins more quickly, potentially reducing detection times.
Frequency of Use: Chronic drug users may have higher levels of toxins in their system, making it more challenging for detox drinks to effectively cleanse the body.
Body Composition: Factors such as body fat percentage and hydration levels can impact how quickly toxins are metabolized and excreted.
Type of Toxins: Different drugs have varying detection times and may require specialized detoxification methods.
Potential Risks and Side Effects
While detox drinks are generally considered safe when used as directed, they may cause side effects such as nausea, diarrhea, and dehydration. Prolonged or excessive use of detox products may also disrupt the body’s natural balance and lead to health complications see more onlymyhealth.com/.

Alternatives to Detox Drinks
For individuals seeking to pass a mouth swab test, there are alternative methods that may be more effective and safer than detox drinks:

Natural Methods: Drinking plenty of water, exercising, and consuming a healthy diet can support the body’s natural detoxification processes.
Abstaining from Toxins: The most reliable way to pass a drug test is to abstain from drug use altogether.
Tips for Using Detox Drinks Effectively
If you choose to use a detox drink, follow these tips to maximize its effectiveness:

Dosage Recommendations: Follow the manufacturer’s instructions carefully to ensure proper dosage.
Timing of Consumption: Drink the detox beverage according to the recommended timeframe before the test.
Hydration: Stay hydrated before and after using the detox drink to support the body’s detoxification processes.
User Experiences and Testimonials
Anecdotal evidence suggests that some individuals have successfully passed mouth swab tests after using detox drinks. However, these accounts may not be representative of everyone’s experience, and individual results may vary.

Scientific Studies and Research Findings
Despite the widespread use of detox drinks, there is limited scientific evidence to support their effectiveness for passing drug tests. More research is needed to evaluate the safety and efficacy of these products systematically.

Myths vs. Facts: Debunking Misconceptions
Myth: Detox drinks guarantee a clean drug test result.
Fact: Detox drinks may reduce the likelihood of detection but cannot guarantee a negative result, especially for heavy or frequent drug users.
Legal Implications and Considerations
It’s essential to be aware of the legal implications of using detox drinks to pass drug tests, especially in employment or legal contexts. Some organizations may have strict policies regarding drug testing and may take disciplinary action against individuals who attempt to deceive or manipulate test results.

I can neither confirm nor deny that a picture of college-aged me was used as inspiration for a certain spot on this board.
I can neither confirm nor deny that a picture of college-aged me was used as inspiration for a certain spot on this board.

At their core, the Fluxx games are about having the “rules” change as the game is played. For example: the number of cards drawn at the start of the turn or the number of cards you can keep in your hand at the end of a turn. The difference between the board game and card game, is that in the card game, part of the randomness is your card draws of “Keepers” or the cards to be combined for a win, but in board game you move your pieces on to symbols that represent these keepers. This, of course makes it much easier to accomplish the goal. To make up for this, in the board game you have to do this 3 different times. ????? ???? But in the end, it’s still doing something pretty simple 3 times with the slight inconvenience of trying to do it before the other players or with them futilely trying to get in the way. ????? ??? ????? ?? ????????

To win, just be the first player, and with your pre-game rule adjustment increase the movement by 1. Then just waltz through a few turns collecting the wins and game over. ????? ?????  This removes all fun from the game. There seems to be no strategy that can be attempted to combat this tactic more than a slight delay. And the random cards and rule changes don’t affect the outcome so are therefore adding nothing to the game.

Final Rating:  1 “You Sunk My Battleship” out of a broken pop-o-matic Trouble bubble.

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Tabletop Tuesday: Mensa Select

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Mensa Select SealThe nerds over at American Mensa have come out with their 2014 list of new tabletop games that they find fun, challenging, and a good value. It’s their Mensa Select list of games.

  • Gravwell: Escape from the 9th Dimension (Cryptozoic Entertainment, cryptozoic.com) – Your starship has been sucked through a wormhole, you’re being sucked toward a black hole, and you’re out of fuel. With some quick mining of nearby astroids you’re able to get some kind of fuel, but it doesn’t work the way you’d expect it to… Gravwell is a race game, so it’s all about getting to the finish line first. The unique part is how ships move. Your movement is based on proximity to other ships on the board where you either want to move toward or away from the closest ship, but since moves are reveled simultaneously, and cards have a set priority, ships may not be where you expect them to be when you start moving.
  • Qwixx (Gamewright, gamewright.com) – Do you like Yatzee? If so, then this may be another dice game for you. It’s stupidly simple, roll some dice and cross some numbers off on your score pad. The trick is picking which numbers to cross off and how your dice luck will favor you in crossing more off. 
  • John Wayne
    Since it’s a wooden tile, you can assume this is your duke if you want.
    Pyramix (Gamewright, gamewright.com) – There’s a pyramid of cubes (like dice, but with Egyptian symbols on the sides) and the goal is to get points by collecting these cubes from the pyramid. The cool mechanic is the way cubes slide as ones below it are pulled out. The strategic element is for the big score, you want to have the most of a certain color and that’s worth what’s left of that color on the base. So focus too much on the color, and there won’t be much left, or focus too little and someone else will take those points.
  • The Duke (Catalyst Game Labs, catalystgamelabs.com) – Think of chess, but each piece is a tile. Then realize you only start with the king (The Duke) and 2 pawns (Footmen). Each turn you can move (or activate with some special pieces) these tiles or you can pull a new random tile from your reserves and add it to your team next to The Duke. To add to the interesting strategy, each tile is labeled with how it moves, and that’s because after you move, the tile is flipped and it shows some slightly different movement. It’s only a 2-player game (like chess) but seems to be a good abstract strategy game for when that’s what you’re looking for. Also, if you want to try it out, Catalyst Game Labs has a free print and play version of the game on their website.
  • Utopia Dystopia
    Who doesn’t like a good dystopia (if you’re not tired of them yet)?
    Euphoria: Build a Better Dystopia (Stonemaier Games, stonemaiergames.com) – “You find yourself in a dystopian cityscape with a few workers at your disposal to make your mark on the world. Like most people in dystopian fiction, your workers are oblivious to their situation. This world is all they’ve ever known. You may use them at your whim.” This is a pretty heavy worker-placement game. The like most games of this type is to use your workers to get what you need done to take over. Some of the interesting things that Euphoria does, is that workers are dice and every time you pull them off of the board, you roll them. Add up the values of the dice, and if it’s too high (their intelligence), one of them leaves (she figured you out and doesn’t want part of your schemes). Also each player gets specific people cards who can slightly help them with certain factions that control parts of the board.

Qwixx seems pretty stupid for this list, I guess I need to give it a go, and see why it’s on the list.

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Tabletop Tuesday: Monopoly

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I’d like to start a weekly feature for boardgames up in this nerdy and sporty place. It’s not like anyone is reading this blog, so I can pretty much shout into the dark voids of the internet whatever I want. Let’s start this new feature this week with a game that almost everyone has played: Monopoly.

monopoly-manMonopoly is a weird game, since almost everyone has played it, we all have differing memories and opinions on the game. Now, before you go about giving me your opinion of the game, you should read the rules and realize that you played the game wrong (Was there money on free parking, or no auctions, or maybe you traded for future rent immunity – All wrong). How would you like someone judging your favorite game if they didn’t play by the rules — Football is stupid & boring, we just passed the ball back and forth until we got to the endzone untouched.

What I’m saying is that perhaps you need to look at the good parts of Monopoly. The wheeling and dealing of properties and cash between players. The game is almost completely about making the right trades and having the dice luck pay out for those trades. Hell, there’s math and statistics on the optimal strategies of the game. The thing with that being the good part of the game is that it’s also what makes the game terrible. If you’re lucky with dice, your trading skill can kill the game for you and vice versa.

In conclusion, Monopoly sucks.

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