Over two hundred and fifty votes cast. A month of matches. Upsets, blowouts and victories by the slimmest of margins. All of it’s been leading to this moment: the Nerds on Sports March Madness Championship Game.
But first – the Final Four recap.
Hyrule Conference Championship
Morpheus tapped his Bluetooth earpiece to dial up Tank in the real world. “Tank,” he said. “I need a Mantis style Kung Fu download.”
“Tank?” he repeated. “Tank, come in.”
Batman tapped a blinking device on his belt. “Cellular shielding,” he growled.
“Oh, shi-” Morpheus said.
Your Hyrule Conference Champion: BATMAN
Paragon City Conference Championship
Apparently, adamantium can parry lightsabers. Who knew? Wolverine and Luke Skywalker went toe to toe for several rounds. The mutant berserker almost forced a Dark Side relapse on Luke with the ferocity of his attacks.
Luke had the edge on defense, but Wolverine wasn’t tiring. And Skywalker hadn’t been able to sever a single limb of the Canuck’s in all this time, thanks to his adamantium bones. Finally, in a sudden burst of inspiration, Luke used the Force to push Wolverine off the narrow platform on which they fought.
“RING OUT,” boomed a loud voice.
“What?” Wolverine yelled. “Are you frickin’ kidding me? Son of a …”
Your Paragon City Conference Champion: LUKE SKYWALKER
The Final Match
Your votes have been counted and your champions have been tested. But now it’s time to see who truly is the Nerds on Sports Champion – Batman or Luke Skywalker.
Cast your vote before midnight on April 14th. Results will be announced one week from today.