[Business Day One] Spring In The Empire
Here are the exciting storylines I get to deal with as a Yankees fan this spring:
-Andy Pettitte looked decent in his Spring Training Debut, despite having to fly back and forth to Washington, DC for steroid and HGH investigation related issues.
-Lying blowhard Hank Steinbrenner descended further into self-parody after being forcibly inducted into Red Sox Nation by Boston owner John Henry.
-A bizarre cult has developed around Joba Chamberlain, a pitcher with 24 innings of professional experience.
-Yankees fans are beginning to realize how close we actually came to losing Robinson Cano and sweating at night thinking about it.
-Fans are expecting Michelle Damon to be more productive than Johnny Damon in 2008.
So this is what I’m dealing with. ???? ????? Let’s Go Yanks.