Sean tells me there is some kind of football game happening this weekend. I believe it’s one of those RedSox v Yankees things, but I could be mistaken. So I’m dusting off the old tarot deck and asking it a few questions. Questions like who’s going to win and how because I learned early that I can pick my nose and I can pick my friends, but I can’t pick my friends nose.
So my Ouiji gave me a couple of answers:
Serpico is going to be cheering for which ever team currently has the ball.
My girlfriend and RJ are going to ignore me and talk about how hot Tom Brady is.
The patriots will be 3 for 3 on going for it on 4th downs, and the giants will be 1 for 2.
Peiseresque will send me a mostly incomprehensible text message late in the game gloating about some kind of Giants comeback happening.
The Patriots are going to win by exactly 12 points and all the bookies in Vegas will cheer all the way to the bank. (Actually, they’ll be cheering all the way to the bank no matter what.)
Perich will note how gambling affects the economy.
Sean will continue reporting from Cambridge, Arizona into next week (because the patriots will win and he needs to rub it in Serpico’s face).
I will continue to alienate myself by making fun of all my writers and wonder why people like BedelBlitz vanish from the face of the Earth.
This is the 3rd installment in today’s PICKSTRAVAGANZA by the Nerds on Sports staff. Check back on the hour until 4 PM for more “insight” from the nerds.