[Business Day One] I’ve Been Waiting All Along

David Ortiz tested positive for something in 2003. We’ll find out what for soon, but as for right now, I’m just going to savor the fact that my gut instinct about Papi has been right. He suddenly became a masher, then fell apart in his early 30s. That’s drug use, world.

[Business Day One] Papi’s Dead

David Ortiz hit a homerun last night. His second of the year. He’s not back, and if you say he’s back, you haven’t been watching your baseball.