In last week’s Business Day one column, I did you all the great service of introducing some of the lesser known American League All Stars to the blog reading public. And this week, as promised, I’ll do the same with the National League. Apparently, AAAA Baseball has stars too!
We’re all fairly familiar with the suddenly ageless Chipper Jones and ocassionally creepy looking Alfonso Soriano, but there are quite a few players that are separated from the public by a thirty foot high wall of apathy. Let’s take a look at a few.
-Marlins shortstop Hanley Ramirez is, according to his own website, “an incredible father,” has Denzel Washington as his favorite actor and a Lamborghini Murcielago as his fifth favorite car. Really, just fifth?
-Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun is involved with Affliction Clothing, a fashion designer out of California that apparently outfits the scariest and deadliest looking men on Earth. Not tough enough? Well, he’s also called the Hebrew Hammer by at least .
-Other Brewers outfield Corey Hart is apparently quite an accomplished singer in his spare time, releasing the famous pop hit “Sunglasses at Night” back in the 1980s. He’s sinced toured the world and… wait… different Corey Hart? Hmmm. Well this is awkward.
-Ok, I’ll get it right this time. Dodgers catcher Brian Wilson was widely regarded as the creative force behind the Beach Boys and… SON OF A… .
Happy All Starring, everybody!