Comments on: Sox Appeal for the Lonely Red Sox Fan http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/ Where nerds are talking about sports! Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:31:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Perich http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-64 Perich Fri, 27 Apr 2007 15:13:46 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-64 "I want to throw it in you like Pedro threw Zimmer on the turf during the ALCS in 2003." "Are you signalling me to steal second base?" “I want to throw it in you like Pedro threw Zimmer on the turf during the ALCS in 2003.”

“Are you signalling me to steal second base?”

]]> By: peiser http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-63 peiser Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:29:36 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-63 "You know, the Sox are playing Cleveland on this steamy night... that, um, give you any ideas?" “You know, the Sox are playing Cleveland on this steamy night… that, um, give you any ideas?”

]]> By: Serpico http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-62 Serpico Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:19:28 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-62 "I like my women the way I like my Sox tickets. Scalped and on the field." "What say you and me open up a bottle of Caberknuckle and we'll calculate my VORP (Value Over Replacement Penis)." “I like my women the way I like my Sox tickets. Scalped and on the field.”

“What say you and me open up a bottle of Caberknuckle and we’ll calculate my VORP (Value Over Replacement Penis).”

]]> By: Willis http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-61 Willis Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:12:10 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-61 "Are you Johnny Pesky's homerun off of Mel Parnell -- Because I'd like you wrapped around my foul pole." "My leg is the right field line -- and my Pesky Pole is to scale" “Are you Johnny Pesky’s homerun off of Mel Parnell — Because I’d like you wrapped around my foul pole.”

“My leg is the right field line — and my Pesky Pole is to scale”

]]> By: Andrew W http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-60 Andrew W Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:55:45 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-60 What, no lines using "Pesky Pole"? What, no lines using “Pesky Pole”?

]]> By: Willis http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-58 Willis Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:40:20 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-58 "Girl, I'd like to Grand Slam you." "Are you the reason for the Infield Fly Rule? Because I've got pop up" or along the lines of Save a horse; ride a cowboy: "Save the green line; Ride a Red Sox fan." “Girl, I’d like to Grand Slam you.”

“Are you the reason for the Infield Fly Rule? Because I’ve got pop up”

or along the lines of Save a horse; ride a cowboy:

“Save the green line; Ride a Red Sox fan.”

]]> By: peiseresque http://www.nerdsonsports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-57 peiseresque Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:31:06 +0000 http://www.NerdsOnSports.com/2007/04/25/sox-appeal-for-the-lonely-red-sox-fan/#comment-57 "C'mon, baby, don't make me play for the Yankees tonight." "Let's call your hands 'bases.' OK? Now let's get some bases on balls." "I wanna be your Mookie. Get between your legs." "Remember that time those guys jumped out of the stands and beat the shit out of Tom Gamboa during a Royals-White Sox game? Either way, I wanna have sex with you." “C’mon, baby, don’t make me play for the Yankees tonight.”

“Let’s call your hands ‘bases.’ OK? Now let’s get some bases on balls.”

“I wanna be your Mookie. Get between your legs.”

“Remember that time those guys jumped out of the stands and beat the shit out of Tom Gamboa during a Royals-White Sox game? Either way, I wanna have sex with you.”

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