Pete OrrOn Saturday I was able to catch the Mets v. Braves game on The Braves Station (from heretofore know as TBS). Well TBS decided to place a microphone on a certain Braves player: Peterson Thomas “Pete” Orr. Well, Pete decided to talk, sing, make sound effects and other wacky things that TBS could use in montage form. (We all know that a montage is the sincerest form of flattery.) And montage they did!

One thing Pete said in the montage was that “it’s so cold, even the players from the cold are cold.” He should know, seeing as he’s from the frozen North: Canada. A CanadianOrr was also singing along when the stadium sound system was playing My Girl, but using his own words: “I guess [Craig] Wilson says ‘I get weirder every day.'” What TBS didn’t show us was the whole song. Well, I called some of my connections, made some deals, and got the full transcript of the entire song. I hope you like it.

Bravos

I’m a Brave on a chilly day.
Damn, it’s cold outside – Wish I were a Devil Ray.
I guess you’d say
What can make me feel this way?
Bravos, (Bravos, Bravos)
Talkin’ ’bout Bravos (Bravos)

I’m a Canadian so that makes me fey
When I get outside I hit into a double play.
I guess Wilson says
“I get weirder every day”
Bravos, (Bravos, Bravos)
Talkin’ ’bout Bravos (Bravos)

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh.

I don’t need no money, fortune, or fame.
We’ve got all the players baby one team can claim.
I guess you’d say
What can make me feel this way?
Bravos, (Bravos, Bravos)
Talkin’ ’bout Bravos (Bravos)

I’ve got sunshine on an October day
with Bravos
I wouldn’t have that as a Devil Ray
so: Bravos

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  • RJ

    Nobody wishes they were a Devil Ray. Not even the Royals.

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